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“What Is Going On With Your Teeth, Daddy?”
When I left the office for the day and went for lunch, Amélie said to me, “what is going on with your teeth, Daddy? They are whiter than I have ever seen them!” It’s a funny story. Gracie and I detest fluoride. If you look at your tube of toothpaste, it says, “if swallowed, contact…
Very Long Post! / Sunday Mass / The Fiesta / Tattoos / AI Girlfriend App A Go! / Starlink Premium / Marie Is Now On Orgasm Denial / Giorgia / A Wolf Cub?
Absolutely massive post! The girls went to Sunday Mass at one of the many Catholic Churches in town yesterday, and, after we got back from the fiesta yesterday, and we were talking on the south terrace, I asked them how it went at Mass. They all said they thoroughly enjoyed it. Amélie and Anastasia said…
Do NOT Ask Any Questions About Today’s Meme: Birth Certificate
I checked my email this morning and received a photo of what I believe is a critical document, which is now today’s meme on the front page. I won’t say who sent it to me, but he’s a friend who is high enough up that I’m confident (not 100% certain, but pretty damned confident) it’s…
Sunday Mass / Katya
Amélie, Jenny, Anastasia, and A’anisah are at Sunday Mass. I’m a little shocked at the sudden interest in religion from my girls, but I hope they find whatever they’re looking for there. I think it could be really good for them. A’anisah went with them, and I think maybe she’s trying to convince me that…
A Skin Care Tip For Girls From Gracie
If you’re a long-time reader, you know that I absolutely cannot stand sushi. I hate soy sauce (WAY too salty for my tastes), and I find sushi rice disgusting, though I usually like rice. I love the raw salmon in conventional sushi, but not enough to make me want it. A couple of months ago,…
The “Free Energy System” Is Running / Update on My Daughter-In-Law’s Vitamin Regime / Katya
“Free Energy System” My son’s best friend (I’ll call him John – not his real name) finished the installation of the “Tesla Free Energy System” that he and my son have been working on for the past couple of weeks. This morning was the big test. John turned on the system, turned off our back-up…
Church on Sunday
There’s a bit of a backstory here: A few days ago, Katya came to me and said that she had decided that she no longer cared what her mother thought, and that she wanted to start dating me with the goal of becoming one of my wives. I told her I would give it some…
More Arrests
I thought I’d give an update on the internet company. My insider called me about an hour ago to inform me that the CEO and Chief Financial Officer were arrested at dawn on several charges including (English equivalents) Embezzlement, Wire Fraud, Tax Fraud, and Corporate Corruption. I didn’t expect this, but the Chief Operating Officer…
Vice-President Arrested
I posted a few days ago that I was taking a break from blogging temporarily, but that if something significant came up, I’d write about it. And this is definitely something significant. I got a call this morning from my inside-guy at the internet service provider I’ve been looking to purchase. He said that around…
Your Plants Aren’t Vegan, And Neither Are You
As a vegan, you probably buy your organic fruits and vegetables from an organic grow (a.k.a. organic greenhouse). In order to qualify as “organic”, those vegetables have to be grown in a substrate. Unfortunately, the substrate doesn’t have enough nutrients to allow the vegetables and fruits to grow, so the substrate has to be fertilized.…
Taking A Break From Blogging Temporarily
Just as I feared, Yu Yan was giving me a massage yesterday when the car I had bought showed up. lol. I never got my happy ending! When I finally got outside to inspect the 2020 Dodge Durango, I was thrilled with it. The owner and I went for a test drive within the gates…
Homemade Dinner Date with Yu Yan / Kippers and Tea / My New Wristwatch / Yu Yan Doing What She Does Best
Wow, what a night with Yu Yan. She did an incredible job making dinner for us last night. We shared dim sum, an entire roast duck that was absolutely spectacular, garlic-ginger shrimp, stir-fried vegetables, wonton soup (made with duck meat), a bowl of beautiful, fluffy white rice, and egg tarts served with a cup of…
ChatGPT’s Opinion of Vintage In Stepford
I’m seated at the table on the north terrace, waiting for Yu Yan to bring our beverages for the evening, so I decided to screw around with AI and ask its opinion of my blog: Me: What do you think of the blogger named Vintage In Stepford? ChatGPT: As an AI language model, I don’t…
My Date With Gracie / My New Watch / “AI Girlfriend” / Yu Yan’s Night
Gracie looked beautiful last night and, despite her telling me she thought I was being unfair to her sister-wives before we went, we really had a good time. Gracie laughs at any stupid joke I tell, and I was on my game last night, so we both had a lot of fun. And sex with…
My Date With A Hot, Texas Blonde / The Property Next Door / Cars / Clothes, a New Watch, and “Simple Affluence” / Taking Gracie On A Date Against Her Wishes
Jenny and I had great fun last night at the local taquería (taco joint). Jenny is the kind of girl (like Marie or Gracie) who can eat as much as she wants, and she never gains an ounce. The food was incredible, and Jenny and I laughed up a storm before heading home around 9:30…
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