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“Chasing After Wind”
As most of you know, I read the book of Ecclesiastes about once or twice a week to put things in perspective for me. I haven’t agreed with the conclusion in years, but I’m alone in one of the villas right now (as is my tradition the day and night before a wedding), and I’ve…
Amélie Sent Me This Overnight – 1:10 to the 157th Power? WTF?
I woke up this morning to this video that Amélie sent to my email. This raises a serious logical dilemma for me. So the statistical probability of one person fulfilling 48 of those prophecies is 1 : 10157? And yet, Jesus of Nazareth fulfilled 300 of them? Well, that’s scientifically and statistically impossible. The only…
Amélie’s New Glossy Thigh Highs / Starlink Installed
Amélie received her new thigh highs and stockings this morning, so, before dinner, she changed her outfit from a pretty sundress with stilettos, to a shiny, little black dress, with nude, black-seamed, glossy thigh highs, and a pair of her favourite, custom 5½-inch, (140 mm), black patent leather and olive wood stilettos. The best part…
If Gracie Is So Busy In The Kitchen All Day, How Does She Exercise?
Aidan Barrett, my top commenter of all time, asked a similar question to this, so I’ll copy and paste my answer here, so everyone can see Gracie’s exercise routine. I think Gracie’s kitchen duties have almost everything to do with her perfect ass. Gracie has to lift a lot of heavy things in the course…
“Daddy Bought WHAT?!?”
Long post! After lunch, I was feeling a bit tired for the first time in a long time, so I went into the kitchen to see Gracie while she was cleaning up. “Hey, Princess. Whacha doing?” “Just cleaning up from lunch, Daddy. Are you ready for me to do my wifely duties now?” I chuckled.…
I Gave Gracie A Little Gift And Made Her Cry
I was replying to one of Aidan Barrett’s comments, and mentioned that little Gracie has always loved Shakespeare, so I thought of a gift I could give her. In the early 1990s, I was absolutely obsessed with Shakespeare. I had read as many of his works as I could, and I attended the Stratford Festival…
Back In The 50s …
Back in the 50s, a woman would get her face slapped for being disrespectful to her man. Let’s bring that back. Back in the 50s, a man would open doors for his girl every time she passed through one – not just at the start of their relationship. Let’s bring that back. Back in the…
Glossy Thigh Highs: Amélie’s (Chaton’s) Sex-Kitten Proposal
Amélie was seated next to me at the dinner table (all the girls take turns sitting on either side of me at the table during meals), and she proposed something: “Daddy, have you ever heard of glossy thigh highs?” Oh, I’ve heard of them … and touched them. Back in the early 1990s, I was…
The Girls’ Temporary Tattoos
I didn’t have time to write all this last night, so here are some descriptions of the girls’ new temporary tattoos and some praise for the designers: Yu Yan’s is Cantonese symbols and says, “一生二，二生三，三生萬物” which, in English, means “one gives birth to two, two gives birth to three, three gives birth to all things”…
The “Tesla Free Energy System” Inspected. Here Are The Details
The inspectors have been here to take a look at the “Tesla Free Energy System” that my son and his best friend (we’ll call him John, though that’s not his real name) installed over the past couple of weeks. The incredible news is that the “Tesla Free Energy Antennae” ARE producing electricity. The more believable…
Meeting With Wolf Breeder
As planned, I met with the American wolfdog breeder over FaceTime this morning. Before we met, I sent him all five character statements that had been sent to me last night. When we started talking, he said, “that’s great. You’re on top of this already. I like it. You must really want Raffa.” I replied,…
Princess Gracie’s All-Natural, Fluoride-Free Mouthwash and Toothpaste Recipes
Hi! I’m Gracie! My Dad says people want my recipes for homemade mouthwash and toothpaste, so he said I can make a post on his Vintage In Stepford blog! I’m so happy! This is my first time ever posting online, so please don’t be mean to me! This artificial intelligence thing Daddy has is cool!…
“What Is Going On With Your Teeth, Daddy?”
When I left the office for the day and went for lunch, Amélie said to me, “what is going on with your teeth, Daddy? They are whiter than I have ever seen them!” It’s a funny story. Gracie and I detest fluoride. If you look at your tube of toothpaste, it says, “if swallowed, contact…
Very Long Post! / Sunday Mass / The Fiesta / Tattoos / AI Girlfriend App A Go! / Starlink Premium / Marie Is Now On Orgasm Denial / Giorgia / A Wolf Cub?
Absolutely massive post! The girls went to Sunday Mass at one of the many Catholic Churches in town yesterday, and, after we got back from the fiesta yesterday, and we were talking on the south terrace, I asked them how it went at Mass. They all said they thoroughly enjoyed it. Amélie and Anastasia said…
Do NOT Ask Any Questions About Today’s Meme: Birth Certificate
I checked my email this morning and received a photo of what I believe is a critical document, which is now today’s meme on the front page. I won’t say who sent it to me, but he’s a friend who is high enough up that I’m confident (not 100% certain, but pretty damned confident) it’s…
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