So you’re a single girl looking for a man who will bring structure and order to the chaos and confusion in your life? But why wait for him to do it for you? Why not just start small?
Clean your room.
You see, if you organize your bedroom and keep it incredibly clean every day (and yes, this means making your bed every day), you will find the rest of your life begins to fall into a structure you like best. You’ll find your day is better organized, you clean the entire house more often, your work desk and personal lives are more orderly.
Cleaning the place you sleep isn’t just cleaning a room, it’s cleaning your place of rest. And when you do that, the rest of your life will fall into order very soon after.
If you are a woman in business who is acting like man in order to be seen as an equal, be aware that you will be treated as an equal, which means you are one whom men believe must be defeated and eliminated.
If, however, you are a woman in business who is behaving in a feminine manner, you will be treated as the unconscious and mute side of the male psyche, a viewpoint which men cannot tap into and, therefore, you are not to be defeated or eliminated but, instead, considered as as an asset because you can tell businessmen something about themselves that they would rather not admit.
Put 12 men in a room and they will not admit a puppy is cute. Put one feminine woman in that room, and suddenly the men let down their guards and admit the puppy is adorable.
Every business needs its soft side to sell its products. Your key to success is being the soft, feminine, delicate side of your company. By doing so, you make yourself indispensable.
You may think that all you have to do is cut off her air supply. Think again.
On Tumblr, and a lot of other places for that matter, you’re
going to see a lot of scenes of a man choking a girl. For girls, it’s a turn on that a man has that
kind of control and power over them. For
men, it’s a turn on that her very life is in his hands.
But what you see isn’t necessarily what you should be
doing. NEVER choke a girl – or anyone
else – by placing pressure on the front of the throat.
You see, it really shouldn’t be calling choking at all. It’s less of a “choke” and more of a “neck
squeeze.” But since “neck squeeze” doesn’t
sound sexy, we use the term “choke.”
The trachea (windpipe) at the front of the throat is
flexible, yes, but it can also be easily crushed. If you apply too much pressure to the
trachea, it will collapse, allowing no air to pass through. The only way to regain the ability to breathe
is by an emergency tracheotomy. And don’t
try to convince her that you’re skilled in the art of emergency tracheotomy
surgery. Trust me, that won’t fly.
The proper way to gain control of her with your hand is to
wrap your hand around her throat without applying very much pressure at all to
the front of the throat. The magic is in
your fingers and thumb. Apply pressure
to the SIDES of the neck, thereby constricting the Carotid Arteries and Jugular
Veins. Now, in theory,
with enough pressure on these veins and arteries, you can make her pass out in
6-8 seconds, but a) you probably can’t apply that much pressure with just your
hand, and, b) if you could apply that much pressure, you’re going to hurt her.
The key to a good “choke hold” is to apply enough pressure
to these veins and arteries on the sides of the neck to make her
lightheaded. As you constrict the blood
flow to her brain, that is precisely what will happen. She’ll feel lightheaded and euphoric. She’ll probably beg you not to stop, but you
must. Don’t apply pressure to these
areas for more than 20 seconds at a time, leaving at least 5 minutes for the
brain to recapture oxygen from the blood before trying it again.
Choking is considered “edge play,” and if you’re going to incorporate
edge play into your relationship, do your research and know what can harm her
and what can’t, or you’ll end up with an expensive trip to the ER and – very likely
– a trip to the local jail.
Thank you Sir. I’ve heard other gentlemen say this too.
Unexpectedly, I seem to have returned, at least for the time being.
I’ve missed the comments from my followers, but more than anything, I’ve missed being able to just drop little nuggets of advice that pop into my head throughout my day.
I don’t regret deleting my blog. It was what I needed at the time to feel cleansed and, to be honest, I was pretty convinced that with 8,000 followers, a lot of them were bots and troublemakers.
So, for now, I’ll be writing a few things here and there. I’m sure you will have seen a lot of it previously if you followed my blog before “the reset,” but I’ll try to word everything a different way so things don’t get stale for you.
You’ve Probably Been Told That Being a Homemaker is the
Worst Career Choice You Can Make – But Think Again
We live in a society that pressures young women to go into
fields like business and law. Businesswomen
and lawyers spend $300 per month on lattes, $2,000 – $3,000 per month on
lunches, and a $500 for a vintage outfit, and $250 for maid service. A good homemaker can provide delicious custom
lattes to herself and her husband for less than $30 per month, excellent
deli–quality lunches for less than $150 per month, can create a unique vintage
outfit for herself for under $50, and the only expense involved in keeping the
home clean is buying the cleaning products.
You see, being a homemaker is a great deal different than
what you’ve been taught; it’s not the
lazy, stupid route that feminists would have you believe. As the Operations Manager of a home, the
homemaker must be sure to lower expenses of the home without sacrificing
quality (sounds like the job of a CEO if you think about it). The extra money that the homemaker saves can
be spent by her husband on home improvements, buying her new appliances, improving
the garden, new pots and pans, Christmas, Birthdays, Valentine’s Day, even
vacations for the two of you.
It’s not as glamorous as being a businesswoman or
lawyer? That depends on how glamorous
you make it. Why can’t you go about your
homemaking duties dressed in heels and a vintage dress with pearls and full
You don’t get as much recognition from your boss if you’re a
homemaker? Nonsense. As a homemaker, your boss gives you sex,
gifts, shoes, flowers, you name it. If
that’s not recognition, tell me what is.
Learning to cook, clean, sew, and sexually pleasure your
husband are critical skills. And while
some may come more naturally than others, these skills are essential to the
smooth and efficient operation of the home.
Here on Tumblr, we see a lot of “stay home and suck dick”
memes which is a great sexual fantasy, but it doesn’t do much to improve the
man’s financial standing in the world. Your
husband can’t be considered successful if you are nothing more than a sexual
toy. Just staying home and pleasuring
your husband is the job of a housewife – a homemaker’s job is much more
difficult. Cooking, cleaning, sewing,
gardening, laundry, ironing, medicine, organization – these are critical skills
to the homemaker.
So the next time you’re told that “being a housewife is a
job for losers”, you can quietly giggle knowing that you’ll be dressed in
unique, stylish clothes, eating restaurant level food for every meal, enjoying
top–quality lattes, coffees, and teas, all while looking spectacular doing it.
Homemaker is a loser job?
No. An hour long commute only to
spend half your day’s wages on clothes, coffee, and food is for losers.