vintageinstepford:

As she falls asleep in your arms, slowly wrap your hand around her throat and give it a very subtle squeeze.

She’ll feel so secure by what you’re doing that she’ll reach for your forearm, smile, then cuddle down deeper into you for a long nap.

A hand around her throat means you’ve got everything under control, including her universe.

-VIS

Before You Follow Me …

Know that I read the profile and blog of every single entity who follows me and will block on sight those who:

1) admit they are under the age of 18,

2) are a hookup service,

3) indicate they will be making money by reblogging material.

If your blog indicates you are any of these, expect to be blocked.  Minors, go play somewhere and enjoy your childhood.  Hookup sites and intellectual property thieves, you won’t be making money off my material … go get a job.

I’ve just blocked 4 underage people, one hookup site, and one blog that is clearly making money when they reblog my material.  I’ll block anyone in order to protect children and my intellectual property rights.

-VIS

Men: Stop Leaving Your Families

thegothicbimbolover:

vintageinstepford:

bubblesbubblesmybubbles:

thegothicbimbolover:

bubblesbubblesmybubbles:

vintageinstepford:

thegothicbimbolover:

vintageinstepford:

It’s time I said this: if you get a girl pregnant, marry her.

Don’t be a d*** and leave your girl and children behind to fend for themselves.  Man up, for God’s sake, and take care of your family.

Don’t use excuses like “I’m not ready for a family.”  You were man enough to have sex without protection, so you’re man enough to provide for those who count on you.

Be a man and look after them.  Stop being such a piss poor excuse for a human being.

Man up.

-VIS

While I agree with you about this………

Feminism has taught many women that men are not needed for children past “donating” DNA and most pregnant woman will either not tell you (cuz they hate feeling its an obligation by men) and go raise the kid without us or feel its some kind of penance. In short, men “leaving” is not always up to men.

Dude, if you get a feminist pregnant, that’s on you.

But no matter what, you have a responsibility – whether she’s feminist or not – to raise those children right, protect them, and provide for them.

And if you get a feminist pregnant, you have an even greater responsibility to raise those children to explain why feminism lies, what the lies are, present them with the data and facts, and prevent the mother of those children from filling their head with said lies.

Don’t fall into the trap of saying, “oh, feminism has bent social norms so that we don’t have a choice.”

Really?  Feminism taught men to be irresponsible?  Or maybe irresponsible men are just looking for a weak excuse to get out of a commitment.

I don’t buy it.  Not for one second.

Children did not ask to be victims of a screwed up ideology.  What they do ask for is the absolute truth.  And if you oppose feminism, you have a duty to stick around and show it to them.

-VIS

Love this!! 😘

@vintageinstepford

First, very few women nowadays will completely depend on a man (meaning they feel they need a backup plan like education) so yes my words are correct Feminism has taught (Feminism is taught as normal from 1st grade on), I did not say anything about getting a Feminist pregnant. Case-n-point @bubblesbubblesmybubbles is not a Feminist, but she wants to finish school.

As I said I agree with you on this. I am pointing out that a woman can get pissed if a man suggests marriage as being responsible or just not say anything (0 to 30-day relationships), either way, she can decide not to marry so in this sense it is beyond  a man’s control (just the way Feminism likes it)

Second, Feminism has allowed men to duck responsibility for kids and the Govt was complicit in paying single mothers since the 60′s. this has been changing as states hunt down deadbeat dads!

Okay food for thought here:

While I am most definitely not a feminist and do want to finish school (this is because I need a backup plan just in case the Man in my life falls on hard times, which is just responsible), I would of course get married to the Man who got me pregnant if he offered.

Firstly, I would not have sex with a Man that is unsuitable for me to marry. Secondly, stability for my family is more important than if I love a guy who knocks me up.

For what it’s worth from a young girl.

Okay everyone …

So why shouldn’t the man get a non-cauterized vasectomy or, better yet, just not have sex with a girl who has questionable integrity, scruples, or future?  If he wants to have children in the future, he can have a vasovasectomy.  Most insurance companies cover vasovasectomies and if not, they cost about $1,000, which is a hell of a lot cheaper than even 3 months of having a child.

Why is everyone justifying unnecessary sex that may result in a pregnancy?  Why not just keep your d*ck in your pants?  Do men really have that little self-control?

It’s not feminism or any other principle that has taught men that they can have consequence free sex.  It’s a lack of conscience and foresight.  

If you don’t want a girl to get pregnant, don’t f*ck her.  What’s so freaking complicated?

-VIS

This is easy for us to say now, but there is a saying that has been backed up with research……a hard dick has no conscience……….It has been proven that as humans we logically know about contraception, but when adding substances that lower inhibitions (some people have the will and self-control to kick heroin cold turkey, but can’t stop from taking the hit if they are smashed and high) mixed with hormones bad decisions get made that is just reality.

Good Christ.  Such weak-ass excuses.

You seem to think I don’t understand where you’re coming from.  I got a girl pregnant and was in the delivery room when my child was born.  I actually delivered my child because the doctor had gone to Subway (no blame to the doctor, my girl delivered incredibly quickly).  Then I took her to court and won custody, then raised that child ALONE because I’m a man and lived up to my responsibilities.  And I won that case WHILE I was kicking cigarettes, an opioid addiction, and getting my Ph.D. at the same time.  So don’t talk to me about challenges.  You have absolutely no idea.

If you can’t control yourself while on alcohol or heroin, don’t take alcohol or heroin.  Why are people making this so much more complicated than it needs to be?  Children don’t give a fast damn about your excuses.  They just want their Daddy.  THAT is what matters in the end.  Not men’s pathetic excuses for why the system is rigged against them, or how science says they can’t control themselves.  Tell that to a young child who idolizes you.

If men can’t control their d*cks around women, they shouldn’t go near women.  It’s not Advanced Calculus, dude, it’s common sense.

What the F*CK is wrong with men when they think they can excuse piss-poor behaviour by saying “it’s scientifically proven?”  WTF is wrong with men?  We bang a chick because of a weakness, and we’re making children suffer for it?  Really?  We’re going to hold children hostage over this crap?  Real mature.

You know, if men used that excuse in front of any County Judge, he’d call them a complete a** and rightly so.  Here you are bitching about feminism altering social structure and you’re excusing men having no sense of personal self-responsibility or justice.  That’s not feminism that caused that, it’s men with a weak conscience and flawed logic looking for an excuse to have consequence free sex.  Nothing more.

Father, please show men some self-control.  Your Son drank wine until people accused him of being an alcoholic (Matthew 11:19), yet He remained a virgin throughout His life.  You said that nothing Your Son did was too difficult for us (John 14:12).  Please help us to do what He did by using common sense.

-VIS

Want A Quick Fix For Your Anxiety?

First, you need lavender essential oil.  If you don’t have it, get it.  It will solve 90% of your anxiety problems.

Another 5% will be solved by a daily dose of Cod Liver Oil.  Interestingly, 80% of depression can be solved by Cod Liver Oil capsules (take 6 on a full stomach and you’ll be fine in 20 minutes).

But if you’ve sniffed your essential oil and taken your Cod Liver Oil and are still having trouble with anxiety, look up “train live” on YouTube.  It’s literally the live view from a train cab running through the country side.

It’s kind of interesting … for about 4 or 5 minutes.  But keep watching.  Your anxiety will drop and you’ll get tired.  You’ll need to sleep.  Keep the video running and go nap.

I’ve talked to hundreds of people with anxiety and the combination of lavender essential oil (not lavender scented oil, or lavender oil, but lavender essential oil) and Cod Liver Oil with the live train view knocks people out in less than 20 minutes.

I’ve been battling anxiety and depression for longer than most of you have been alive.  I know what works.

-VIS

Men: Stop Leaving Your Families

thegothicbimbolover:

vintageinstepford:

It’s time I said this: if you get a girl pregnant, marry her.

Don’t be a d*** and leave your girl and children behind to fend for themselves.  Man up, for God’s sake, and take care of your family.

Don’t use excuses like “I’m not ready for a family.”  You were man enough to have sex without protection, so you’re man enough to provide for those who count on you.

Be a man and look after them.  Stop being such a piss poor excuse for a human being.

Man up.

-VIS

While I agree with you about this………

Feminism has taught many women that men are not needed for children past “donating” DNA and most pregnant woman will either not tell you (cuz they hate feeling its an obligation by men) and go raise the kid without us or feel its some kind of penance. In short, men “leaving” is not always up to men.

Dude, if you get a feminist pregnant, that’s on you.

But no matter what, you have a responsibility – whether she’s feminist or not – to raise those children right, protect them, and provide for them.

And if you get a feminist pregnant, you have an even greater responsibility to raise those children to explain why feminism lies, what the lies are, present them with the data and facts, and prevent the mother of those children from filling their head with said lies.

Don’t fall into the trap of saying, “oh, feminism has bent social norms so that we don’t have a choice.”

Really?  Feminism taught men to be irresponsible?  Or maybe irresponsible men are just looking for a weak excuse to get out of a commitment.

I don’t buy it.  Not for one second.

Children did not ask to be victims of a screwed up ideology.  What they do ask for is the absolute truth.  And if you oppose feminism, you have a duty to stick around and show it to them.

-VIS

Please Stop Holding “Coming Out” Parties

Last year, I got invited to a cook-out where the host came out as gay.

“And?” I thought.

Look, folks, it’s 2018.  Nobody really gives a sh*t if you’re gay anymore.  In 1999, it was a big deal.  But if you invite people to your place to have a good time and the climax of the evening is something that bores us, you don’t need to focus on your sexual orientation, you need to focus on being a better host.

“Coming out” parties are the 21st century equivalent of holding a strawberry social.  Nothing of consequence happens.  When I go to a cookout, I’m more interested in the quality of the burgers than your sexual orientation.  You’ve known you’re gay since you were 6?  Okay, but how are those burgers coming along?

If you’re going to tell us, just text us.  And don’t be surprised if we text back, “that’s cool.  How’s work?”

-VIS

T-Girls Are Girls

Trans girls are girls.  Simple as that.

If someone decides they want to lower themselves to the inferior status of “female,” why shouldn’t we let them?

The issue becomes more complicated for trans men (you can’t just promote yourself to being superior, can you?), but it’s pretty clear: t-girls should be regarded as girls and, therefore, inferior.

Don’t give me the bullshit argument of “would you want your daughter to be in the same restroom as a man?”  That’s crap.  If you knew these people, you’d know that your daughter would never – in a million years – be harmed by a t-girl.  If you’re that neurotic, you should be more worried about your daughter becoming best friends with a t-girl because they’re so similar.

I’m traditional.  I’m conservative.  And trans girls are girls.  Period.

-VIS

Men: Stop Leaving Your Families

It’s time I said this: if you get a girl pregnant, marry her.

Don’t be a d*** and leave your girl and children behind to fend for themselves.  Man up, for God’s sake, and take care of your family.

Don’t use excuses like “I’m not ready for a family.”  You were man enough to have sex without protection, so you’re man enough to provide for those who count on you.

Be a man and look after them.  Stop being such a piss poor excuse for a human being.

Man up.

-VIS

bubblesbubblesmybubbles:

vintageinstepford:

bubblesbubblesmybubbles:

vintageinstepford:

If you suck them, they will come.

(Sorry, I’m drunk again)

-VIS

Lol you should drink more often, this is funny 😛

I’ve been told the following about my drinking habits:

“You write funnier stuff when you’re drunk.”

“My God, you’re deep when you’re drunk.”

“When you drink, your creativity seems to skyrocket.”

Truth is that about 2 months ago, I actually wrote a “Pros vs. Cons” list of why I should or shouldn’t become an alcoholic (lol … who does that?).  I had 19 points on the pros side, and the cons side only said, “because it’s bad for you.”

I should revisit that list and get a second opinion on the health effects. 😛

-VIS

Well it definitely suits the visual of the tortured artist lol

Stop helping me add to the list! lol

-VIS

hello-kitty-senpai:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

pennamites:

castle-engineer:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

This is one of those things that I already knew was true, but seeing it so blatantly displayed makes me feel like like I am finding out about it for the first time.

CIA is getting lazy

O.o

“It’s just a script whats the problem lol” the problem is that Fox, CNN, CBS, and all the other channels repped here, despite claiming to be different companies with different viewpoints, all had the exact same script, word for word, to push the exact same viewpoint that smaller, independent news outlets are Fake News and “A Threat To Our Democracy.”

The fact that they have scripts isn’t the problem. The problem is they all, each and every one, have the exact same script down to the letter and in some cases the fucking inflection, which basically reads “small news stations are untrustworthy and a Threat to your Way Of Life, only trust Us, We Are Verified.”

What Is This?

Most know that
the “Big Six” companies control 90% of all news, films, television and
newspapers in the United States (GE, Viacom, News Corp, Disney, CBS, and Time
Warner).

What is less known: in 2017, information was leaked to the
public that the CIA is currently and actively engaged in “Operation
Mockingbird
” in which the American intelligence agency crafts a specific
narrative and disseminates it each night to all American news stations. 
The crafted work contains a specific agenda to promote, sometimes even
providing the exact wording the news stations are to provide the public. 
According to the theory, the narrative is provided by CIA headquarters in
Langley, Virginia at 4 AM each morning (while
Americans are asleep)
 to the Big Six media conglomerates.  They, in turn,
pass it on to their news stations across America.  At the time, it was
considered to be nothing more than a conspiracy theory.

Thanks to the tin-foil hat
wearer who compiled this video.  By showing that CBS, ABC, NBC, and Fox
News provide similar narratives and even sometimes word their reports exactly
the same way, it’s confirmation that Operation Mockingbird is more than just a
conspiracy theory … it’s conspiracy fact.  The CIA controls what you see
and hear.  So much for a “free press.”

This is
extremely dangerous to our democracy.

So What Can I Do?

These
same talking heads that you see in the video have told us we don’t have to
change the world, just our corner of it. 
There doesn’t need to be a revolt against government, just a revolution in
your mind.  Change the sources you seek
for information.  Personally, I use
Breitbart, Daily Wire, Daily Caller, National Review, Thomas Paine, WikiLeaks, and others
(most of these are conservative news sites.  I
would greatly appreciate it if my liberal friends would add left-wing alternate
media sites to this list.  Despite our
ideological differences, freedom is freedom, and everyone deserves to have a
list of alternative media sites).

Don’t
be so quick to dismiss conspiracy theories. 
Many conspiracy theories have turned out to be fact after smaller,
independent investigative journalists have uncovered the truth.  Don’t believe everything you hear, of course
(that would be foolish), but use your critical thinking skills to ask questions
about what you see and hear.

There’s
an old British saying regarding media: “believe none of what you hear and half
of what you see.”

What Then?  How Do We Change Things?

Being
awake is more than enough.  The greatest
threat to projects like Operation Mockingbird is that you, John/Jane Q. Public,
are aware of the agenda.  When everyone
is aware and starts asking questions about what they are shown and told, such operations
cease to be effective.

-VIS

Girls, if you’re not looking like this at work, you need to step up your game.

How can you expect to be appreciated as Head of Office Eye Candy if you’re not dressing to accentuate your body?

Don’t think of work as “ugh, I’ve got to go to work.”  Think of it as, “showtime.”

-VIS

Remember, girls …

If a man ever batters you without consent, it’s assault, and you need to leave him and have him charged.

You sign a consensual battering agreement because fear thrills you.  But when that fear stems from something you’ve never discussed or consented to, it’s dangerous and illegal.

Consensual battering agreements are intended to inform you and protect both of you.  Any violent act against you without your consent is an attack on your individual liberties.  In order to protect those liberties, you must involve the authorities in such cases.

Again, if he (or anyone else) hits you without informed consent, leave the scene immediately and contact the police.

It’s okay to play rough, but play smart and play safe.

-VIS

P.S. I know this isn’t sexy, but you need to know it and follow it.